zeldathemes
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Rin Matsuoka Defense squad

howling ghosts they reappear [and in the winter night sky ships are sailing]

lady-silverblood:

“Emma! Emma! Gods’ sake, lass. Say something!”

That was the first thing she heard as she was blinking dazedly, the aftershocks of her magic still burning behind her eyes. The first thing she saw was the anxious pirate (new motorcycle jacket, blue shirt with one too many buttons undone, black jeans, but very much, and not only due to the eyeliner and the hook, still a pirate) kneeling over her, smoking slightly and rather soot-stained but clearly ignoring that in his concern. “Your power – love, what did it – ?”

“I’m not really sure.” Emma propped herself on an elbow, still panting. “It just – exploded out of me, I was thinking about – it was the time travel thing again, changing the past and what that meant, and I don’t know, it just… happened.” Then, getting a better look and seeing that the smoke was coming from a charred hole in his shirt, directly over his heart, she sat bolt upright and gasped, clutching the lapels of his jacket. “Oh my God, Killian, did it get you?”

“Ah…” He coughed. “Nothing to be alarmed about, love. It was just rebounding all over the damned place and I didn’t want it to hit you by accident, so…” He scratched behind his ear, glancing away. “Just a flesh wound. Nothing serious.”

“Oh God,” Emma said again, for a somewhat different reason. “Have you been watching Monty Python with Henry?”

“Monty what?”

“Never mind. I just – you scared the life out of me! Don’t do that again!”

A corner of his mouth quirked. “Swan, you do realize who you’re talking to, what our lives are like? If I don’t scare you again, you don’t scare me again, and I somehow doubt that either of us can see that working.”

“Fine,” Emma sighed, slowly relinquishing her grasp on him. “But don’t think I’m going to just – ”

“Excuse me,” a voice said at that moment, behind them. “But where the devil am I?”

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  #shit    #i never cried from fanfiction but    #i teared up damnit  
annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

  #wait    #this is blood  

clannyphantom:

unclefather:

meatbicyclevevo:

oomshi:

When I say fuck you say me, fuck

you

fuck you me

fuck

This may be the stupidest shit ever. O course they won’t break your heart! You’d be dead before it could ever happen.

This may be the stupidest shit ever. O course they won’t break your heart! You’d be dead before it could ever happen.

  #dumbass    #wtf is this    #poetic???    #THIS IS DUMB  

How not to pose for photos; a life lesson from Jennifer Lawrence.

nbcatoz:

Andrew and Zelda are about to meet for first time. See what happens Thursday at 9:30/8:30c on NBC.

mowilleno:

poor little first year

rei and nagisa are the new team parents

snarkeet:

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I wish this necklace was the real deal.

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

  #i did    #i didnt see that coming